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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Please help!!

im-an-octopus:

I don’t have a date for homecoming. I guess I don’t have an inspirational story other than I’ve never gotten to go to a school dance and since I’m a senior in college this is my last chance. Make a girl’s dream come true and click the link to sign it and maybe reblog? The dance is on October 18th so fingers crossed I can maybe get enough signatures by then!

Petition for Star-Lord to take me to Homecoming 

Did I mention that I’m following everyone that signs or reblogs? (Likes don’t count, I need signal boosts pretty please!!)

Please help!!

im-an-octopus:

I don’t have a date for homecoming. I guess I don’t have an inspirational story other than I’ve never gotten to go to a school dance and since I’m a senior in college this is my last chance. Make a girl’s dream come true and click the link to sign it and maybe reblog? The dance is on October 18th so fingers crossed I can maybe get enough signatures by then!

Petition for Star-Lord to take me to Homecoming 

DeanI don’t want you doing anything. I want you to sit right here, and don’t move, OK? Don’t turn on the light, don’t turn off the light. Don’t even scratch your nose. 

Please help!!

I don’t have a date for homecoming. Make a girl’s dream come true and click the link to sign it (and if you’re feeling REALLY nice then reblog as well :D)

Petition for Star-Lord to take me to Homecoming 

Lots of you have been asking for a new Patrick reader insert so here it is:

In which you and Patrick have a Child

FAVORITE LYRICS MEME: Fall Out Boy ➝ overall favorites

In Which you and Patrick have a Child (Patrick Stump Reader Insert)

I wrote this in the middle of class because Patrick Stump becoming a father is much more important than Art History. 

She arrived two days early, screaming and crying but eager to be part of the world. Foreign hands grabbed her at first, but she was soon swaddled in a soft blanket and placed into your arms. Sobs still came from the bundle but they seemed to have calmed at the sound of your very familiar heartbeat. You hardly noticed the hospital shuffle out of the room, some of them smiling at her, others chuckling lightly at your husband.  

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 I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.

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'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

Sidenote: I’ll have at least one or two fics up by Friday, I promise!

au where I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING GO TO CLASS TODAY